Payday Advance Plaza - Cheap Payday Advance

Cheap Payday Advance Loans From The Plaza

You may have heard that the Payday Advance Plaza is expanding and is going to be offering even more cheap payday advanceloans to people in the community. This rumor is now officially confirmed to be a fact. We're hiring for positions in the cheap payday advance department as well as our other sections! Do you want to work at the Payday Advance Plaza? Interested to see what sort of benefits could come your way?

Then come sit down for our payday advance loan aptitude test, or PALAT. Make sure you have a number two pencil and can fill in the bubbles on the ScanTron(TM) sheet properly

Cheap Payday Advance Loans Quiz:

You must fill in the bubble completely and make sure that you don't cheat! We know it when people cheat and assign them to the payday cash advance support center, where you have to listen to single moms from Dubuque tell you that they don't want to pay their fees, which are, we might add, the lowest in the business!

When somebody wants a cheap payday advance, what do you need to get from them? Is it...

An ID, proof that they have a job, and bank account information
A blood sample, a packet of triscuits, and a some cheese
Two years of tax returns, a complete physical exam, and school records
Nothing. We just shove cheap payday advance loans over by the bucketful.

What can someone do with their cheap payday advance loan?

They can take care of bills
They can enjoy themselves
They can buy christmas presents for their kids
Anything they want, what do we care?

This is not a hard quiz - just two questions about cheap payday advance and that's it. Now, put your test form on my desk and come back tomorrow to find out if you've been hired. NO, really, that's it. It's not like it's rocket science to issue payday advance loans!